Excuse Pencils for Extroverts

The feature a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding.

Pencils include:

Sorry, I Have Ebola
My Legs Fell Off This Morning
The Damn Toilet Exploded
I've Been Abducted By Aliens
I'm Stuck at the Dubai Airport
I Accidentally Drank Some Bleach
There's a Wild Boar in the Driveway
People Scare Me