Mark Twain's calendar of Sassy saying

Get ready to embark on a journey through the sharpest, sassiest, and most delightfully mischievous year with the man who proved that humor is eternal and wisdom can have a wicked grin. Presenting Mark Twain's Sassy Sayings, the calendar that will keep you chuckling, smirking, and occasionally blushing all year long.

Monthly Teasers:

• January: "Familiarity breeds contempt--and children."
• February: "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."